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I can’t help but look at all of the hot babes on girlfriend porn sites and think how fucking dumb these dudes must be. We all know how these sites work. These babes fuck the shit out of their boyfriends, dumbfuckery ensues in their relationship, they break up, ex gets revenge by posting their private photos and videos online to share with the world.

But seriously dude, if I could pull pussy like that I would never let it go. I mean, use this 81% discount to Da GFs and check out how gorgeous these women are. It’s not just that they’re pretty faces either. They are total freaks in the sack. How do you go from getting to fuck that on the daily to letting it go? I don’t know what everyone else is working with, but my hand could never compare to these gals.

When I get a naughty slut as sexy as these chicks you can bet I’ll be putting on a ring on it. I don’t care what they do, oh you fucked all of my friends? We can work it out baby. Just keep sucking my cock.

Until then, I’ll just enjoy the fact that at least these losers keep sharing their videos so I can live vicariously through them, and I always have other xxx discounts for over 50% off to help me get me through as well.

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The last few days have been a nightmare on my social media accounts. Everyone is fighting, and even a silly, sarcastic post seems to cause offense. I’m not into that. I have messages backing up, but I don’t even care. I’ve logged out and am taking a break. Instead, I am spending my time looking at porn, where nobody is posting about burning Nikes or insisting I sign some petition that won’t actually achieve anything. The way I see it, having porn to distract me, is helping me to keep my friends while all this other shit blows over.

Today, I spent a good bit of time on WatchMyGF.com. It’s all supposed to be self-shot amateur content, with a lot of it being submitted by ex boyfriends and assholes looking for revenge. I don’t know how true that is, and I don’t really care. I just want to watch hot chicks fucking and fantasize about them making homemade porn with me. If I posted about that on Twitter or Facebook, the #metoo crowd would probably have my head.

If you’re like me and want to watch happy things, you can get 63% off with this discount to Watch My GF. I’m just going to lay low and do what I love while everyone else argues. I’m a fucker, not a fighter.

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